"So, who did assault you? Can you describe him for us?"1st report of Russian hooligan attack!
"Sure, he had a white t-shirt from the World Cup, with blue sleeves, also wearing red shorts and some stupid diving googles (like that player Davids, remember him?"
"Ok... anything else?"
"Hmmmm.... He was a dog... Or wolf... Both? I don't know, he was furry as hell, probably never shaved in his entire life."